Are you considering traveling to Italy? You may think that you are going to find wonder and beauty, but really, Italy is a horrible, ugly, and scary place to be. Nothing good can come out of a vacation to this country. You are much better off staying at home because Italy is actually the worst.

Delicious Italian Food!
The first thing you should be afraid of in Italy is the delicious food. From pesto, to pizza, carbonara, prosciutto and parmesan, nothing good can come from these dishes.

Beautiful Italian People!
You are definitely going to be scared when you see all of the beautiful people. Just look how terrifying these men look during Milan fashion week.

Italian History!
There is so much boring history in Italy. It is scary how boring it is to learn about these ugly buildings where nothing interesting happened at all.

Italian Beaches!
Italian beaches are much too terrifying to visit. I mean it just looks like you would have NO fun visiting there.

Italian Coffee!
It is truly terrifying when you receive a cup of perfectly poured Italian espresso. How are you going to possibly drink that?

Huge tour groups!
And finally, your biggest fear should most definitely be, the huge tour groups! How can they even hear what the guide is saying? But with us, you don’t need to worry about that, that’s why we always keep our group sizes small.

By: Julia Morton